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A Mean Guide To Taking REVENGE
Relationships - you win some, you lose some. There are those of us who easily navigate through the bitterness of heartbreak, and others who haven’t quite mastered the art of turning the other cheek
Revenge is an emotional way of lashing out!
That’s what psychologist say! Ok… here we go. First of all there are some basic rules when taking revenge:
The BIG Rules Of Revenge:
The first rule: Only do it if the person deserves it.
The second rule: Don’t get caught.
The third rule: Be legal
The fourth rule: Planning is essential
The fifth rule: Try to have a co-pilot
The sixth rule: Be creative.
The seventh rule: Take an Oath of silence
The eighth rule: Have fun
The ninth rule: Know when to stop
The tenth rule: Always have a contingency plan
My favorite revenges:
1. Sign your ex up for a dating scheme. There are so many dating sites online…. I am sure you will find at least 25 ;-)
2. You still have some clothes of your ex? Take your ex’s favorite clubbing shirt and use an ultraviolet pen and write what’s on your mind! Under any black light your message will appear… doesn’t this sound good!
3. Make up elaborate flyers for a wild party at your ex’s house. Print at least two hundred and hand them out on the street. Waiting for the fests to arrive will really make you feel good!
4. Subscribe your ex to every form of junk mail you can lay your hands on. There are so many really embarrassing places online where you can order catalogues and junk mail.
5. Subscribe your ex to weird ex magazines, but use the address of his or her neighbour. Most of the mail will arrive in hhis / her neighbours maibox.. It works… trust me! ;-)
Of course you should not take revenge, if you want to get your ex back!
Once you have taken revenge go ahead and live a happy life! If you run into him / her someday and he sees just how well off that you are without him / her, then he will wish that he had such a wonderful life too but he cant because you moved on……